Wanna buy a pair of shoes?

Attention, large-footed gentlemen: I have just received shipment of a pair of these cushy, hand-made Brazilian loafers in black, size 13 American, but really they are size 12 (that's 11 UK, 45? in Europe) and just a bit too small for me. Not even a scuff on the bottom, I didn't even step outside in them, just tried them on in the genkan with socks. I can send them back to Land's End no problem, but I figured some other big guy in japan might want some. ¥5,000 and I'll send them COD.